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You: Hi!
Stranger: omg, my friend just fell alseep on my bed and he’s snoring really loudly
You: Hit him with something
Stranger: I want to
You: So doo it
Stranger: but then I have to get out of my chair
Stranger: or I could throw something
You: throw the mouse at him or something
You: Yes!
You: Great Minds think alike
Stranger: but he has to get on a plane in like an hour, so then I’d feel bad for not letting him sleep
You: Well he should feel bad for making you complain to random strangers about his snoring
Stranger: Yea, I’m just trying to stay up!
Stranger: cause I have to drive the fucker
You: Or blast annoying music
You: Uh, Caramelldansen is a good one
Stranger: so you’re dutch?
You: Hahah, American
Stranger: oh, lol, that title looks awefully dutch
You: It is
You: Or Sweedish
You: and I can’t spell
Stranger: Possibly
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu0sgQTrF7c
You: Reeeally annoying song
Stranger: it’s so bad
You: I know! That’s the point!
Stranger: that’s too annoying to listen to myself
You: Meh, whatever, just get him to stop snoring
You: Or wait, what’s your relationship with him?
Stranger: he’s calmed down a bit now, he has like loud bursts
Stranger: he’s just a friend
You: Ah, excelent *finger tent*
You: Just hit him
You: like, in the face
Stranger: okay, I’ll do it in 15 min, when he should be getting up anyway
You: Or RickRoll him
Stranger: hahah, that could work
You: Do you have movable speakers?
Stranger: yea, but they are not all that portable
You: well, can you position them near him?
Stranger: not really, but I can make them loud enough
You: Ah, well it should do. So you want to hit play, grab a pillow, flip on the lights and then start hitting him
You: Try to sing along in a stupid voice
Stranger: omg, how can someone even snor like this
Stranger: it’s like some sore of engine is running in my room
You: Tell him that when he asks “What the fuck man?!”
Stranger: haha, okay, in 9 min this is gonna go down
You: You pumped? I’m pumped! You ready for this NB? Cause Brucie is ready baby, Brucie is always ready!
Stranger: Oh yea, you know it
You: Ah, you play many video games?
Stranger: I play some, when I have the time
You: Ah, yeah. The entire Brucie bit is from Grand Theft Auto 4
You: He’s this musclehead that’s always hyped up on something
Stranger: oh, that game wouldn’t run on my computer, I tried
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